Klingon scripting code revolution

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Thank you, Xavier. This explains a lot... Microsoft actually comes from the 
alpha quadrant.

/H


> Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Would Say
> 12.    Specifications are for the weak and timid! 
> 11.    This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I 
> am to 
> do battle with this code! 
> 10.    You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the 
> original 
> Klingon. 
> 9.    Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your 
> skull! 
> 8.    What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 
> 'releases'. 
> Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality 
> assurance people in its wake. 
> 7.    Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they have 
> 'arguments' 
> -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM. 
> 6.    Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the 
> weak. 
> 5.    I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth 
> contest. 
> They will not concern us again. 
> 4.    A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code! 
> 3.    By filing this SPR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare 
> to 
> die! 
> 2.    You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you 
> stand! 
> 
> 1.    Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Ship 
> it, 
> and let them flee like the dogs they are! 



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